World Bog Snorkelling Championships
Competitors in full snorkel gear swim two lengths of a 60-yard peat bog trench cut through Waen Rhydd bog. No conventional swimming strokes allowed — just flippers and a snorkel. The world record is around 1 minute 18 seconds. Wales's finest contribution to aquatic absurdity.
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Competitors use vibrations (stamping, gardening forks, or specially tuned 'worm-charming' instruments) to coax earthworms to the surface of a designated plot. No digging allowed. The record is over 500 worms in 30 minutes. It's part of the Willaston Fete and draws international competitors.
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Thirteen men in red coats (the 'Boggins') throw a leather tube ('the Hood') into a crowd of hundreds. The goal: push it to one of four pubs in neighbouring villages. It's a chaotic, muddy, centuries-old rugby-adjacent scrum that can last for hours. The Lord of the Hood declares 'Hoose agin hoose, toon agin toon' to start.